So, for narniadear's birthday, we decided to have a Girls' Night. We even rented a party room:


With karaoke and plenty of floor space for dancing and such. It was going to be spectacular. Then, someone realized he wasn't invited.



He seemed a little cross, but we didn't worry overmuch. Until he showed up.



That was suspicious, but we partied on.


"Benedict? Who's Benedict? I'm Beatrice, darling."

It was a nice try. I'll give him that. Afterward his disguises became kind of lame, like he wasn't even trying.



So I hired a big, scary bouncer.


I felt really bad about that, so I was kind of glad when he came back.



"Group Fun?"





Well. Okay, then.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CECILY!!!