A Twist of Things to Come

Turns out the invite said "Low-Key Baby Shower" which means it's a potluck and they don't want gifts. No one has signed up to bring beverages, so I'm going to snag some soda, juice and water and I'm golden.

*Whew*

However, it starts in half an hour and the Wee Boy is not doing his work. Eh, I guess we'll just finish up the school stuff afterward.

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The Australian Classification Board is now banning the use of small-breasted women in adult publications and films. Let that sink in a second. Okay. The reasoning behind that is that small-breasted adult women might appear to be underage. (Won't SOMEONE think of the CHILDREN!?!) As a small-breasted woman, I find this offensive on many levels. I'm rather happy with my body the way it is, and the suggestion that my lover might appreciate my body because he's really hot for the schoolgirl look is offensive to both of us. Now, I realize I am not likely to mistaken for an underage girl for a number of reasons, but it's still way creepy that the Australian government is going to such extremes to make their country "safe" for children. Best case scenario, it mildly inconveniences bad people doing bad things to children and sharing photos of same. Worst case scenario, it gives parents a false sense of security.

This is just nuts.