A Twist of Things to Come

I saw that onci_dium had a voice post meme that looked like fun, and here I am never using that feature of my LJ account.

Soooo, here's what I need from you guys-- post here with things you would like to hear me say. O_o
That's right! You want to hear my Immigrant Song yell? Or an excerpt from a particular book (I do voices!) or just whatever. If you want a specific interpretation of any given lines, please specify and I'll give it a go!

(I reserve the right to not say something if it goes against any of my entirely arbitrary rules of personal behavior, but I'm pretty sure that won't come up. Also it may be the weekend before I post, because I have a hot date. Woo-Hoo!)

Challenge me! If I wimp out, you can tease me mercilessly about it for ever and ever. ;)

This could be really interesting...