A Twist of Things to Come

This is just too much fun NOT to post via narniadear:



*snorffle*

Make your own at:

http://www.cpbintegrated.com/theherofactory/

Also, via lauramcewan, this mind-bogglingly awful couple of pages from a published book:

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html

"Her breasts were honeycombs and dew-beaded windows, or soft, sweet cheese."

I kid you freaking NOT. That isn't even the worst of it. (In case you're squeamish about following the link, it isn't a sex scene -- just two pages of the most giggle-worthy description you've ever seen! OMG, you must look, so you can laugh with me!)