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asato_muraki) wrote2008-10-28 01:47 pm
asato_muraki) wrote2008-10-28 01:47 pm
For a peek into the twistedness that is my brain...
I... have a thing for men in cassocks. I also have a thing for Ewan McGregor, bless his heart.
So naturally this:
... twangs the rubber bands that hold my brain together. That SPROING!! noise reverberating through the interwebs is my fault, in case you'd wondered.
Yes, I also like men in dresses. Is that so wrong?
Muahahahahahahahahaha-snort-hahahahahahah!!!
Angels and Demons eh? As upset as Catholics were about The Da Vinci Code, I can only assume that this one will result in someone's spontaneous combustion.
Maybe mine, though not for that reason.
***
Random conversation with my Beloved:
Him (while an old Sting song plays on the radio): Who do you think is cooler, Sting or Bono?
Me, without hesitation: Bono
Him: Really?
Me: Yup. No contest. See, Bono is still cool.
Him: But Sting at his best was way cooler than Bono has ever been.
Me: There is something to be said for staying power.
Him: But Bono has never had a sense of menace.
Me (considering): I'll give you that. But Bono is still cooler.
Him: Same question. Bono or Bowie?
Me: Bowie, of course. I mean, DUH.
Him: Now, or at the height of his popularity?
Me: Both. Always and forever, Amen.
Him: Okay, Bowie or-
Me: BOWIE!! No one is cooler than Bowie. Bowie's what? Sixty? Still cooler than the five coolest 20 year olds on the planet together. In a hundred years, if someone sneezes after having inhaled the dust from Bowie's bones, that sneeze will be cooler than anybody, ever.
Him: Well, okay then. *grin*
So naturally this:
... twangs the rubber bands that hold my brain together. That SPROING!! noise reverberating through the interwebs is my fault, in case you'd wondered.
Yes, I also like men in dresses. Is that so wrong?
Muahahahahahahahahaha-snort-hahahahahahah!!!
Angels and Demons eh? As upset as Catholics were about The Da Vinci Code, I can only assume that this one will result in someone's spontaneous combustion.
Maybe mine, though not for that reason.
***
Random conversation with my Beloved:
Him (while an old Sting song plays on the radio): Who do you think is cooler, Sting or Bono?
Me, without hesitation: Bono
Him: Really?
Me: Yup. No contest. See, Bono is still cool.
Him: But Sting at his best was way cooler than Bono has ever been.
Me: There is something to be said for staying power.
Him: But Bono has never had a sense of menace.
Me (considering): I'll give you that. But Bono is still cooler.
Him: Same question. Bono or Bowie?
Me: Bowie, of course. I mean, DUH.
Him: Now, or at the height of his popularity?
Me: Both. Always and forever, Amen.
Him: Okay, Bowie or-
Me: BOWIE!! No one is cooler than Bowie. Bowie's what? Sixty? Still cooler than the five coolest 20 year olds on the planet together. In a hundred years, if someone sneezes after having inhaled the dust from Bowie's bones, that sneeze will be cooler than anybody, ever.
Him: Well, okay then. *grin*