A Twist of Things to Come

Hope it was awesome!

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession.

1. Poor grooming. If you don't care enough about yourself to be reasonably presentable, it's an issue. Plus, I have an extremely sensitive nose.

2. Bad manners. I'm not a stickler for etiquette, but at the heart of good behavior is a basic respect for people in general.

3. Chew with your mouth closed. SRSLY. There was this guy in high school - smart, sensitive, adorably blond, wrote me sweet little poems. I was falling for him until I happened to walk through the lunch room during his lunch and saw him eat. It was the ultimate no-touch anti-boner.

4. Respect my boundaries, by which I mean actual, physical boundaries. I'll let you know when it's okay to touch me. The unsolicited goody-grab is the contact anti-boner. I have been known to utterly humiliate poor fellows (not bad guys, not would-be rapists, just guys) who got ahead of themselves in that way. Self-control is sexy. Going for the jubblies at the first opportunity makes you seem like a lower primate, and not my cuppa.